sitrusjuice asked,

*touch*

sitrusjuice:

badspeeder:

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"Ahhhh…? Kyehehhheeheh. And what do you want?”

"Yes, totally a joke. You can get up now Sunflare." He kicked the downed mech and didn’t receive a response. "Oh I think he forget it was supposed to be a joke." 

"Well he isn’t the only one who can’t take a joke. Someone who happens to have a missing eye and over analyzes everything can’t take a joke either. He even got butt hurt over it. Wow, that person needs to calm down."

"My my, you think you’re hilarious, don’t you? Like you’re the first person to use sarcasm with me. Kyeheheheheheh. You imbecile." Claws curled, razor tips scraping together. The urge to slaughter was growing. The itch crawling up his spine, causing his armor to shudder. It had been a long time since he spread his enemy’s life fluids over his chassis in a thrilling rush of ecstasy.

"You’re playing with the wrong monster."

» time 14 hours ago   

I’ll take those Sunday questions now.

sitrusjuice asked,

*touch*

sitrusjuice:

badspeeder:

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"Ahhhh…? Kyehehhheeheh. And what do you want?”

"Nah I’m not the type for followers." He tried that once. They were pretty boring.

"News for you I never considered you my slave." No thanks. "Now if you stop rambling a moment I can get a meal." The tiny lemon crawled up a pipe with amazing speed and disappeared into a hole. A few moments later, a loud thunk sounded from inside followed by a chocking sound. 

"Dinner-" He threw the body from the window. "- is served." The mechs face and neck were covered in tiny scratch marks. He was missing both optics and, as the hole in his throat suggested, was also missing his vocalizer.

"Hmn. I’m more the following type, personally. My Master is the only one I really obey. Everyone else? No." He smirked slightly. Yes, of course his life was devoted to Optimus-he was a bot who saved him.

Blurr scowled and simply stood. His optic flared as he listened to the noise. Pits, he would have been done by now. He didn’t like dinner being served for him. Still, the missing optics didn’t help much. His upper derma curled, sharp denta grinding together visibly.

"Is this some kind of joke?" A dangerous tone. Clearly, something had gone wrong. His finial flicked, whispers scraping against the internal pieces.

» time 1 day ago   » notes 2

Hnnnh. That color scheme on that frame. And the way that marred faceplate looks. All the little details. Hnnnnhhhh… Pits, how does something exist that’s so stunning? My own Master’s appearance is grand and nothing compares…

But…dang.

» time 1 day ago   » notes 3
#sweetxlaughter #self promo; 

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Take good care of your soul. Too often, people let it slip a w a y. ♫

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» time 1 day ago   » notes 1
#ooc; 

[[ > Came home from wedding.
> Immediately sick.
> Okay, but the food was good. What the hell disagreed with me?
> Lays down forever.]]

» time 1 day ago   » notes 2
#ooc; 

[[ I’m stuck at a wedding. Send help.]]

» time 1 day ago   » notes 5
#ooc; #1088horsepowers 

http://1088horsepowers.tumblr.com/post/96202510732/badspeeder-1088horsepowers-said-id-love-to

badspeeder:

1088horsepowers said: ((Id love to see Blurr giving tips on relatioships though like those from bad teenager magazines!! XD))

[[ Oh my god. He gives the worst advice, too. It’s mostly about ways to kill someone subtly. Or not so subtly. Murder is always the…

[[ Pfft. Typically, yes. That’s how it happens. He doesn’t exactly give the best advice. I mean, he can. Wait until the day he gives like legitimate advice. Surprises everyone]]

» time 1 day ago   » notes 5
#ooc; #1088horsepowers 

1088horsepowers said: ((Id love to see Blurr giving tips on relatioships though like those from bad teenager magazines!! XD))

[[ Oh my god. He gives the worst advice, too. It’s mostly about ways to kill someone subtly. Or not so subtly. Murder is always the goal. But, there are times when he can be SLIGHTLY romantic. ]]

» time 1 day ago   » notes 2
#[ ignore the asshat ] 

Relationship problems, hm? Kyeheheheheheh. I’m afraid I can’t help much there. Why don’t you kill them? That’s what I did.